I’ve never really understood the whole religious experience thing, but suddenly I feel as though I completely understand what the disciples felt when they witnessed Christ’s resurrection. Why?
Oh, sure, to some of you that means nothing. It’s just some guy whose nostril flares when he blinks rambling about the WGA strike and covering a little bit of news. But to those of us who love him, it’s the second coming. So get out your duckie, trade your walnuts for gold, and pray to whoever will listen that he’s coming back to stay.
Update: And look, Malcolm Gladwell is back too! Can Elvis be far behind?