I figured out why traffic is so bad in this part of Columbia: Satan timed the lights. All traffic stops at every single light. Nice one.
Thanks to the state troopers for stopping traffic
Thanks to the state troopers for stopping traffic during rush hour to set up a speed trap. True. American. Heroes. #2mph
I never cut off American cars in traffic. Because
I never cut off American cars in traffic. Because, you know, shitty brakes.
Seen in traffic: “ACURA” lettering removed from rear of car, added: “U R A…
Seen in traffic: “ACURA” lettering removed from rear of car, added: “U R A ASS”.
CNN was reporting that an idiot on Twitter didn’t like the traffic at the G20. Up next: Tweets…
CNN was reporting that an idiot on Twitter didn’t like the traffic at the G20. Up next: Tweets on airline food – what is the deal with that?
Which part of “slower traffic keep right” is confusing you? Right and left? Fast and…
Which part of “slower traffic keep right” is confusing you? Right and left? Fast and slow? My boot and your ass?
Got no sleep to go to work early to leave early to get ready for Xmas -to be stuck in traffic. Need coffee and a helicopter.
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