Whenever I tweet a product, service or company, they start following me. I should talk more about hot, wealthy, sports car-driving women.
It looks like I’m not getting that sports car after all
The Beeb reports that there is ‘no health benefit’ from prayer. This would explain a lot of things about my life: Driving a mini-van instead of a sports car No visits to mars No flying car Angelina married twice, but never to me Still no job at ILM My continued lack of telekinesis
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