Oh Come On

Okay, so a lot of people are going to make fun of Sarah Palin for not know­ing what the Bush Doc­trine is. But let’s be honest: that’s like not know­ing what phlo­gis­ton or the four humours are. Yes, it’s basic knowl­edge, but it’s also com­pletely wrong and his­tory will mock people for sup­port­ing it until the end of time.

September 12th, 2008 · Category: Politics · Tags: , , · No Comments »

What is Wrong With These People? Part 246

Okay, admit­tedly I stopped paying atten­tion to the pres­i­den­tial cam­paign months ago when I decided that:

  1. I’m not voting for a Repub­li­can because they’ve gotten every single issue wrong for the last 8 years,
  2. I like both Hillary and Barack, and will sup­port either of them, and 
  3. I don’t really care to hear them tear each other apart.
And it’s prob­a­bly that last part that I’m miss­ing out on. Because now I hear former Hillary sup­port­ers saying that if they can’t have her, they’re going to sup­port McCain/Palin because:
  1. Sarah Palin’s a woman,
  2. Like many women she has children,
  3. They iden­tify with her fem­i­nin­ity and having-​borne-​children-​ness, and
  4. They’re angry about what the Obama camp did
It’s clearly that the last point is what I’m ignorant about. What pos­si­ble thing could Barack’s people have done that would make these Hillary sup­port­ers want to elect a cor­rupt, anti-​choice censor-​wannabe who thinks that rape vic­tims should have to pick up the tab for their own foren­sic exams? Seri­ously, what the hell?
September 10th, 2008 · Category: Politics · Tags: , , · No Comments »

The Upside is Savings!

Yes, yes, Sarah Palin may be an unqual­i­fied nut with the screechi­est voice this side of The Nanny, but she’ll still make a great vice pres­i­dent. I mean, she may not be able to do as good a job as Joe Biden, but since she’s not a fem­i­nist, can’t we just pay her 86 per­cent of what we would have paid a man?

The lady’s a Repub­li­can for good­ness sakes - she should be happy with a little sexism.

September 10th, 2008 · Category: Politics · Tags: , , , · No Comments »