Dear Google Reader

Dear Google Reader,

I love you, you’re beau­ti­ful, I’ve learned to live with your quirks, but do me two favors:

  1. Learn to sort ASC and DESC, wouldja? Read­ing by date from newest to oldest makes a lot of blog posts con­fus­ing. “Remem­ber that site I linked to yesterday?” Nope – not yet! Reader won’t let me see it!
  2. I already read This guy has had enough of the pre-​exit receipt check­ing at Best Buy on kottke. Three days ago. Please stop show­ing it to me.

The whole “you can never get rid of this post, for you have not appre­ci­ated its beauty fully” thing is annoy­ing, mostly because it’s hap­pened 3 times with 3 dif­fer­ent posts on 3 dif­fer­ent blogs. And no, it’s not being updated, and no, there’s noth­ing funny with Jason’s feed. I get it – he didn’t like that hassle with the yellow-​shirt guy at Best Buy. None of us do. Let. It. Go.

Thanks!

Jemal Cole

February 23rd, 2006 · Category: Technology, Web Sites · Tags: , , , , · Comments Off

Goldfish murder and defibrillation

(Video long since removed)

They drain a fish’s bowl, fill it with Moun­tain Dew (killing the fish), replace that with water and revive the fish with a 9V bat­tery. Wow.

Via Kottke.

February 14th, 2006 · Category: Free Speech · Tags: , , , · Comments Off

Ads on web pages - an apology of sorts

Man, I hate ads on web pages. They keep me from find­ing what I’m look­ing for, they slow down my read­ing, they blink, they beep, and they obscure the infor­ma­tion that I need. And yet…

They also do some good things. I don’t know about you, but I like read­ing the New York times for free. I’ve used more day passes at Salon than you can imag­ine. And quite frankly, Kottke aside, I don’t think there are too many other busi­ness models for the web right now.

Which is to say that those of you who have been fol­low­ing this site for a while will notice that I’ve placed some ads here and there: two from Google and one from Chi­tika. I’ve done my best to make them clearly iden­ti­fi­able as ads, and easy to filter out if you’re that type of web geek.

Why? Well, it’s not because I’m quit­ting my job and living on ad rev­enue, that’s for sure. Imag­ine a modest amount of money, and then divide that by a hun­dred. Not yet enough to cover host­ing, and I’ve got a pretty great host­ing deal. So it’s not some get rich quick scheme.

And it’s not because I want to change the focus of the site to become some gigan­tic com­mer­cial entity. I don’t have the time, energy or incli­na­tion for that sort of thing. Besides, you can’t run a busi­ness on telling people that they’re being ass­holes unless you’re much fun­nier than me.

What I real­ized is that I’m get­ting close to 3,000 page views a month and almost 2,000 unique vis­i­tors. That’s a lot of eyes. More impor­tantly, that’s a lot more than the few friends of mine that come to the site that I’m writ­ing for. And I have a pretty decent amount of page rank, so most of my traf­fic is from search results. What this means is that I’m writ­ing for the half dozen people that I’m hoping will check out my page every so often, but I’m paying to reach another 60 people a day that I don’t even know. Why not find a way to defray that cost?

But that’s not the only reason I’m doing this. Another thing I real­ized is that I need to write more. But writ­ing for my blog, and know­ing that it’s just a hobby makes me feel like my words are worth­less (which is prob­a­bly true). I want to write with the atti­tude that what I’m saying has value. And I’m hoping that get­ting paid to write will encour­age me to write more often and with more focus. We’ll see how that works out.

So to the long term read­ers of my site, I apol­o­gize. I’m sorry that you’ve got these ugly ads keep­ing you from get­ting to the con­tent. But to every­body else, don’t you fancy an iPod?

October 6th, 2005 · Category: Site Stuff, Web Sites · Tags: , , , , , , , , · Comments Off