Dear allergens: What. The. Hell? I’m just trying to sleep here! Knock it off!
Will MCA still be able to spit rhymes with his salivary gland removed? HELL YES. Just not for a few…
Will MCA still be able to spit rhymes with his salivary gland removed? HELL YES. Just not for a few months: http://bit.ly/89xWm
“Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. What’s up with that?”…
“Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. What’s up with that?” #1stdraftmovielines
Actually, I like “Clueless Pedant and the Snits.” I hear they killed at Coachella. But…
Actually, I like “Clueless Pedant and the Snits.” I hear they killed at Coachella. But “Bullshit Semantics and the Tirade” works too.
Walking out to see one car in the driveway, as Shelley, Sierra and GG are out oftown, Jared said,…
Walking out to see one car in the driveway, as Shelley, Sierra and GG are out oftown, Jared said, “One car, two buddies.”
I’ll join whichever religion can guarantee MJ is suffering the torment he deserves….
I’ll join whichever religion can guarantee MJ is suffering the torment he deserves. #MoonwalkInHell
Chuck E. Cheese just got a lot safer. #BurnInHellMJ
Chuck E. Cheese just got a lot safer. #BurnInHellMJ
First day with no Shelley and I forgot to eat dinner. Still, fancy Triscuits, port wine cheese and…
First day with no Shelley and I forgot to eat dinner. Still, fancy Triscuits, port wine cheese and So You Think You Can Dance are nice!
Shelley landed in Amsterdam, and has made it safely to her hotel without being drugged against her…
Shelley landed in Amsterdam, and has made it safely to her hotel without being drugged against her will and kidnapped to eastern Europe!
Way too early to be missing Shelley this much. She left today, hasn’t even left the hemisphere…
Way too early to be missing Shelley this much. She left today, hasn’t even left the hemisphere yet, and I won’t see her for a week!
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