10 March 2009 ~ Comments Off

Which part of “slower traffic keep right” is confusing you? Right and left? Fast and…

Which part of “slower traffic keep right” is confusing you? Right and left? Fast and slow? My boot and your ass?

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29 June 2005 ~ Comments Off

I have it on good authority…

…that this guy wets the bed.
UPDATE: It seems that I was misinformed. He doesn’t wet the bed. What he does is unprintable. Sorry for the confusion.

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03 November 2004 ~ Comments Off

It’s time to shift tactics

Let’s face facts. Kerry didn’t lose – the Reality-Based Community lost. The Republicans ran a campaign of lies, lies, and more lies, and we thought, “Hey! The facts are on our side! We can just tell the truth, and people will choose us over those liars!”
Holy crap were we wrong.
Not just [...]

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15 January 2004 ~ Comments Off

Similarly opposite

Matt Haughey, the brain behind MetaFilter, reacted very differently than I did to Terry Gross’s interview with Paul O’Neill. For those not familiar with the ongoing saga, Paul and Ron Suskind have just published a book, The Price of Loyalty, that claims all sorts of things like the fact that Bush intended to [...]

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13 January 2004 ~ Comments Off

Getting to be number one

You know, I’m sure that if you all were a bunch of slimy internet marketers you’d already know this stuff, but I’ve recently gotten myself to the number one Google search result for "Jemal", "Jemaleddin" and "Jemal Cole." Why? Well, so people who know me can find me. The better question is [...]

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