An open letter to NBC, Re: iTunes

Dear NBC,

Please stop being stupid. When I can buy Heroes Season 1 on DVD with extras for $37.99, why would I pay $109.78 for season 2 in iTunes? Espe­cially when I can watch them on TV for free? I don’t know why you think we’re stupid, but it might be pro­jec­tion. Seek help.

Thanks,

Jemal

August 31st, 2007 · Category: TV, Technology · Tags: , , , · 1 Comment »

An Open Letter to Tim Minear Re: Fox

Dear Tim,

I loved Drive, The Inside, Fire­fly and Won­der­falls. But do me a favor: the next time Fox calls, tell them to shove it.

Your fan,

Jemal

CC: Nathan Fillion

May 9th, 2007 · Category: TV · Tags: , , , · 1 Comment »

An Open Letter to American Idol Contestants, Re: Microphones

Stop hold­ing them so close to your face. You look stupid and ill-​informed about the capa­bil­i­ties of modern sound equipment.

February 27th, 2007 · Category: Music, TV · Tags: , · 10 Comments »