Overhyped

A lot of grumbling is going on in regards to Kimbo Slice’s crappy cardio and his com­plete lack of a ground game. And that’s fair: the man has work to do to live up to his hype. But who’s to blame for that hype? i’d lay that at the feet of Gary Shaw and CBS. Slice is doing his best to sell him­self, but he’s never claimed to be any­thing other than what he is: a good street-fighter who is still learn­ing MMA. Gary Shaw is the one saying that he’d beat Mike Tyson. 

But there’s been a lot of hype for Kaitlin Young as well. The odd thing is that almost none of it came from Eli­teXC: Shaw was too busy hyping Slice and Gina Carano to worry about doing any more than claim­ing that Young was a game oppo­nent for Carano. Blog­gers for sev­eral sites got inter­views with the 22-year-old col­lege stu­dent and pub­lished breath­less reports of her prowess in strik­ing and on the ground. It was reported that she’d knocked 3 oppo­nents out in one night, owing to her exten­sive Muay Thai train­ing, and that she’d be better on the ground than Carano because she’d par­tic­i­pated in some grap­pling tournaments. 

The fact that the three girls she knocked out that night were all par­tic­i­pat­ing in their first event? Or that her 4 KOs were against women who now have a com­bined record of 4-5? Not impor­tant, even though Carano has beaten well-​known fight­ers like Tonya Evinger and Julile Kedzie. What about the fact that her first MMA event was a short 7 months ago? Not an issue, even though Carano has been fight­ing and train­ing MMA with one of the best camps in the world for 2 years. And what about that Muay Thai train­ing? Young is 3-2 in ama­teur com­pe­ti­tion, while Carano was 12-1-1 as a pro­fes­sional and the first Amer­i­can woman to win a Muay Thai cham­pi­onship in Thailand. 

Much was made of a video, cir­cu­lated by Young’s camp, of her flip­ping tires and puling a truck across a park­ing lot, even though she is clearly the smaller and weaker of the two. Not to men­tion that the last mixed mar­tial artist to be fea­tured doing so-​called “caveman” train­ing was Young’s team­mate at the Min­nesota Mar­tial Arts Acad­emy Sean Sherk, who was sub­se­quently stripped of his title for test­ing pos­i­tive for steroids. 

In hind­sight, it’s no sur­prise that Carano dom­i­nated the fight from begin­ning to end. While her shoot­ing sched­ule for Amer­i­can Glad­i­a­tors clearly short­ened her train­ing camp and left her over­weight and out of breath during the fight, she had more than enough strength and skill to take out Young. When fight­ing on the ground, Young attempted one strike and no sub­mis­sion attempts.  Working from her back, Carano on the other hand, quickly brought her leg up to attempt a gogo­plata sub­mis­sion - a rel­a­tively advanced tech­nique. By the fight’s end, the only damage done to Carano was a little smeared mas­cara, while Young looked as though she’d been hit by a truck. But this wasn’t exactly a sur­prise: Carano was up against a smaller oppo­nent with less expe­ri­ence who was facing top com­pe­ti­tion for the first time in her first tele­vised fight. Who can win in that situation?

The blo­gos­phere likes to view itself as free of many of the sins of the main­stream media. But blog­gers are just as likely to fall for a convincing story-line in the face of over­whelm­ing evi­dence as anyone. When a lik­able fighter talks her­self up, we listen with­out ques­tion­ing what she says. We like to be skep­ti­cal of what we hear from the news out­lets, but we must apply that skep­ti­cism to our own work as well.

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June 1st, 2008 · Category: Sports · Tags: , , , · Comments Off

UFC 82 and Ignorance

We live in what people like to call an infor­ma­tion age. Every day we are bom­barded with so much new infor­ma­tion that we can’t help but learn new things. And with this new infor­ma­tion, one might think that we’re all get­ting more informed.

But it turns out that igno­rance is a con­stant. Every time some new set of facts destroys an old bas­tion of igno­rance, the explo­sion flings igno­rance in every direc­tion so that people can start saying new stupid things.

Case in point: UFC 82: Pride of a Cham­pion this past Sat­ur­day night. Ander­son Silva, the reign­ing UFC mid­dleweight champ defended his title against the former (because the pro­mo­tion died) Pride wel­ter­weight (mid­dleweight: 183 lb.) and mid­dleweight (light heavy­weight: 205 lb.) champ Dan Hen­der­son. Even though Silva was much bigger, a much better striker, and a more accom­plished sub­mis­sion grap­pler, fans of the Pride Fight­ing Cham­pi­onships picked Hen­der­son to win, and claimed all over the inter­net that his two appear­ances on the Olympic wrestling team and his two Pride belts meant that he was going to walk over Silva.

And while that doesn’t seem ter­ri­bly out­ra­geous to an out­sider, it makes absolutely no sense in mixed mar­tial arts (MMA). Let’s break down why, and bust up some pock­ets of ignorance:Greco-Roman Wrestling is an amaz­ing sport, and many of the tech­niques used by wrestlers are directly applic­a­ble to MMA: take­downs, take­down defense and grap­pling are three of the most impor­tant skills an MMA fighter needs. And when it comes to take­downs, very few people can stand very long with Dan Hen­der­son. But the prob­lem is that wrestling isn’t a combat sport. While there are a lot of combat ele­ments, and while wrestlers are def­i­nitely tough people, the point of the sport is not to injure or submit an oppo­nent. Wrestlers are play­ing for points or posi­tion. There are no strik­ing or sub­mis­sion tech­niques taught in wrestling.

That’s not to say that there aren’t a lot of suc­cess­ful wrestlers in MMA. In fact, it’s just the oppo­site. But the wrestlers who make it to the top of the sport do so because they cross-​trained with some kind of strik­ing (Muay Thai, boxing) or sub­mis­sion grap­pling (Brazil­ian Jiu-​Jitsu (BJJ), Judo) tech­niques. The wrestlers who don’t are the kind of boring fight­ers you see far too much of: taking their oppo­nents down time after time with­out dam­ag­ing them. Sean Sherk is a prime exam­ple. Matt Hughes on the other hand has trained heav­ily in BJJ and is an excit­ing fighter with good ground and pound and better sub­mis­sion skills. But while Hughes makes good use of his wrestling in MMA, it’s in a sup­port­ing role to his sub­mis­sion and strik­ing game. The take­down sets up the sub­mis­sion, but the take­down isn’t the submission.

Thus, Henderson’s Olympic-​caliber wrestling gave him an oppor­tu­nity to set up his other skills, but Hen­der­son isn’t a great Jiu-​Jitsu fighter, nor is he a great striker. People make a big deal out of his “unorthodox striking,” but what they really mean is that he’s awk­ward and slow with his punches, has poor boxing defense and gets by on strength and a good chin.

As for his Pride belts, that’s a bit of a story. The now-​defunct Pride Fight­ing Cham­pi­onships was home to many of the top-​ranked fight­ers in MMA. but it’s now been estab­lished that the Yakuza - the Japan­ese Mafia - were a joint owner of the pro­mo­tion, and that at least one fighter was asked to take a fall. That’s not a huge scan­dal in pro­fes­sional sports, but it makes it impos­si­ble to know how many other fights may have been rigged. What we do know is that Pride never tested its fight­ers for drugs or steroids (except two shows in Las Vegas), and that many of their super­stars have failed to per­form once coming to the UFC with its more rig­or­ous testing.

In addi­tion, it has been widely rec­og­nized that the ref­er­ees and judges at Pride events were prone to both nation­al­ism and racism in their judg­ing. A gaijin com­pet­ing against a Japan­ese fighter needed to win by knock­out or sub­mis­sion, because deci­sions most often went to the home­town fighters.

With all of that in mind, it’s hard to put any stock in the record of any par­tic­u­lar Pride fighter. Ander­son Silva went 3-2 in Pride, but hasn’t gone past the second round in his last 6 fights in the UFC win­ning deci­sively by knock­out or sub­mis­sion each time. Quin­ton Jack­son was 12-4 in Pride and lost twice to Wan­der­lei Silva when fight­ing for the Pride mid­dleweight (205 lb.) cham­pi­onship. Wan­der­lei lost in both of his fights in Amer­ica with drug test­ing, once to the smaller Hen­der­son, and once to Chuck Lid­dell, the former UFC cham­pion who lost deci­sively to Jack­son. The per­for­mance of Pride fight­ers coming to the U.S. has been poor over­all, but the uneven­ness in their per­for­mance is the most telling factor: obvi­ously there were things affect­ing who won and lost in Pride that aren’t fac­tors in the UFC. With the suc­cess of Silva, Jack­son and Anto­nio Rodrigo “Minotauro” Nogueira, there were obvi­ously great fight­ers in Pride, but some­thing was fishy.

This is not to sug­gest that Hen­der­son is a cheater or a steroid user. It just makes it impos­si­ble to know for cer­tain why he was win­ning, or why other fight­ers he faced won or lost.

But the end result of all of this is that Silva defeated Hen­der­son in the second round by rear naked choke. He looked much better on the feet, avoided any real damage when on the bottom during the first round, landed dev­as­tat­ing blows in the second round, and exposed exactly how bad Henderson’s sub­mis­sion defense was while work­ing for the choke. In short, he com­pletely dom­i­nated Henderson.

So with all of that infor­ma­tion out in the open, MMA fans will be pre­pared the next time a former Pride fighter or an accom­plished but not well-​rounded wrestler shows up in the UFC, right? Well, maybe. But there are already new stupid things going around:

I’m doing the best I can to cor­rect these issues, but it’d be great if every­one could just spend a few min­utes each day fig­ur­ing out what he or she is igno­rant of so that the rest of us wouldn’t have to waste time telling them. Thanks.

March 2nd, 2008 · Category: Sports · Tags: , , , , , , , , · Comments Off

UFC 77: Wrap-up

Well, I only man­aged to cor­rectly pick 5 out of the 9 fights, but it turns out I did about as good a job as the book­ies, so I don’t feel too bad.

As men­tioned, I got to take my first trip to Hoot­ers. I had a sand­wich that was labeled “Probably Iowa beef” which I should have taken as a warn­ing, and it was dis­gust­ing. Maybe the menu should read, “probably meat.” They were show­ing fight on plenty of TVs and you could kind of hear the play-​by-​play over the crowd, but as usual it’s the people that let you down. Our wait­ress seemed like a nice kid, but she was really dumb. Like crim­i­nally dumb. Like I expected her to set down our drinks upside down dumb.

There was an idiot sit­ting in our line of sight (sport­ing some very promi­nent man-​boobs) that seemed really upset that people would root for Ander­son Silva against Rich Franklin. When Rich came out he yelled, “Amurica! Whooooo!” and when Silva came out (to much applause from the local crowd) he booed. When the crowd qui­eted I said loudly, “Don’t boo until after he gets done kick­ing Rich’s ass.” Sadly, I don’t think he heard me.

Speak­ing of which, Silva com­pletely destroyed Franklin. At the end when he had him up against the cage, Silva was mixing kicks, knees and punches in one of the most dev­as­tat­ing dis­plays of pun­ish­ment I’ve ever seen. It looked like he was dis­man­tling a toy or some­thing. Hope­fully Franklin will go back to teach­ing or some­thing, because he’s just not in the same league as Silva. For fun, here’s a clip of Silva knock­ing out Tony Fryk­lund with a stand­ing elbow. Ouch.

It was also a bad night for Franklin’s Jiu-​Jistu coach, Jorge Gurgel, who spent two rounds on the ground eating leather. I’m gonna sug­gest that Rich get back any money he paid this guy until Gurgel can prove he knows what a closed guard is.

Bran­don “The Truth” Vera let me down with his 3 round dirty danc­ing ses­sion with Tim Sylvia. Vera’s kicks looked great, but he didn’t seem like he had a game-​plan for han­dling Sylvia’s reach advan­tage other than to hug him for 15 min­utes. Evi­dently the truth is dull.

Stephan Bonnar proved that steroid abusers can have cardio too, sur­viv­ing a rear naked choke attempt to make it into the second round where he bea the crap out of Eric Shafer on the ground.

Speak­ing of steroid abusers, former pro­fes­sional “wrestler” Brock Lesnar was on the PPV to announce that he’d signed with the UFC. For those of you who don’t watch grown men play dress up to act out child­ish melo­dra­mas, take a look at this awe­some pic­ture of Brock. That’s one unfor­tu­nate penis-​looking tattoo between his boobs. And it’s also good evi­dence of why steroid use should come with a life­time ban from all sport­ing events. Even if that gorilla stops fill­ing his veins with human growth hor­mone today, do you think that extra hun­dred pounds of muscle might give him an unfair advan­tage in the future?

Anyway, it was a pretty good night of fights - what did every­one else think?

October 21st, 2007 · Category: Sports · Tags: , , , , , , , , · 5 Comments »