Category: ‘Politics’ · TangleBones

I lost sleep for what?

Was anyone else a little dis­ap­pointed that:

1. The SMS from Obama about his pick vice pres­i­dent came at 3 in the morn­ing, thereby waking you up?
2. You had to wake up for Joe Biden? That was the thrilling pick? I got up in the middle of the night for the plagiarist?

I expect more from you, Barry.

An Open Letter to Democracts, Re: Barack Obama

Dear Democrats,

Please stop whin­ing about how Barack Obama doesn’t have the exact opin­ion or polit­i­cal posi­tion you wanted for any given topic. For the last year, half the time he’s seen his pic­ture it has the word “CHANGE” writ­ten underneath.

Love,

Jemal

A little more…

Dear Chris Matthews,

Nice work. Now do this to the rest of them like the media should have been doing for years. Hint: none of these Republicans know their his­tory or they wouldn’t be Republicans. Heck, anyone who has been paying atten­tion for the last 7 years ought to have a hard time being a Republican.

Sin­cerely,

Every­one