Priorities

$1.64.  That’s the price of gas, when George W. Bush, an oil-​man, took office. The ques­tion we need to be asking our­selves in terms of a McCain pres­i­dency is: how much are we will­ing to pay for beer?

September 5th, 2008 · Category: Politics · Tags: , , , · 1 Comment »

What Does Palin Bring to the Table?

I was, like most Amer­i­cans, very con­fused by the choice of Alaska Gov­er­nor Sarah Palin to be John McCain’s run­ning mate. Lib­eral women weren’t going to vote for her both because her selec­tion seemed like such a ham-​handed grab for Hillary voters, and because of her anti-​woman polit­i­cal posi­tions. Con­ser­v­a­tive women would reject her because, as dis­cussed while Hillary was in the run­ning, they don’t think a woman should be pres­i­dent, and espe­cially not one with young chil­dren. Doubly so for a woman with a spe­cial needs infant.

But then the news came out that her seventeen-​year-​old daugh­ter is preg­nant, and it all made sense. In fact, she will appeal to con­ser­v­a­tive women: if they too believe in abstinence-​only edu­ca­tion, they prob­a­bly have preg­nant teenage daugh­ters of their own.

September 3rd, 2008 · Category: Politics · Tags: , , · 2 Comments »

Great Pop Culture References in History

“On Novem­ber 4th, we must stand up and say, ‘Eight is Enough.’”

Bar­rack Obama, decid­ing that his his­toric accep­tance speech as the first African Amer­i­can pres­i­den­tial nom­i­nee for a major Amer­i­can party needed a ref­er­ence to a thirty-​year-​old Dick Van Patten sitcom. I would have gone with some­thing a teensy bit more cur­rent like, “…we must stand up and teach the Repub­li­cans the ‘Facts of Life.’”

August 29th, 2008 · Category: Politics, TV · Tags: , , · 1 Comment »