Dear Democrats,
Please stop whining about how Barack Obama doesn’t have the exact opinion or political position you wanted for any given topic. For the last year, half the time he’s seen his picture it has the word “CHANGE” written underneath.
Love,
Jemal
Dear Chris Matthews,
Nice work. Now do this to the rest of them like the media should have been doing for years. Hint: none of these Republicans know their history or they wouldn’t be Republicans. Heck, anyone who has been paying attention for the last 7 years ought to have a hard time being a Republican.
Sincerely,
Everyone
Dear Senator Leahy,
There’s a simple answer to the problems you’re having with Michael Mukasey’s confirmation. If he won’t tell you whether or not he thinks waterboarding is torture, you’re going to have to waterboard him until he has an answer. I’m guessing he’ll say yes.
Sincerely,
Jemal Cole
p.s. Here’s how to do it.