If it weren’t for you, I’d have never known not to say shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker or tits on television. I don’t see how that’ll come in handy, but thanks for taking it to the Supreme Court.
Dear Chris Matthews,
Nice work. Now do this to the rest of them like the media should have been doing for years. Hint: none of these Republicans know their history or they wouldn’t be Republicans. Heck, anyone who has been paying attention for the last 7 years ought to have a hard time being a Republican.
Sincerely,
Everyone
I read a lot on the Internet and follow a lot of different news sources, so it’s nice to finally feel like I can believe something about a celebrity. Here’s what writer Neil Gaiman has to say about Angelina Jolie:
I like Angelina. She’s nice, very professional, and has a slightly goofy sense of humour. Last time I met her was November 2005, when she was doing the acting bit of Beowulf. Even then, it had already been reported in the papers that she had closed down production on Beowulf by walking off the set after a fight with Ray Winstone — two weeks before her first day on set. I realised that where she was concerned the press were happy to simply make up stuff that sounded credible. It didn’t need have to have any basis at all in reality.
Other than that, I’m assuming that everything else I read is crap. Neil Gaiman: America’s most trusted source of news.