18 August 2008 ~ 12 Comments

Mini-review: “Star Wars: The Clone Wars”

I didn’t really mind taking Jared to the bathroom during a fight scene.

12 Responses to “Mini-review: “Star Wars: The Clone Wars””

  1. jerry 19 August 2008 at 8:48 am Permalink

    it’s such a shame that Lucas sold what was left of his soul. I’m sure he made a pretty penny for it, but still…. *shrug*

  2. Jemaleddin Cole 19 August 2008 at 9:28 am Permalink

    I just like that there are now 3 separate Clone Wars “products” BESIDES the movie, “Star Wars: Attack of the Clones”:

    • Star Wars: Clone Wars – an animated television series in the style of Samurai Jack by Genndy Tartakovsky
    • Star Wars: The Clone Wars – a computer-animated movie that seems to serve only to introduce the characters for:
    • Star Wars: The Clone Wars – a computer-animated television series

    The only motivation I can think of is that Lucas felt that geeks weren’t sounding geeky enough when they described their action figures.

  3. SiddGames 19 August 2008 at 11:46 am Permalink

    Amazingly concise, yet very informative, review. Thanks!

    -Mike

  4. El Guapo 19 August 2008 at 12:38 pm Permalink

    This review sucks balls.

  5. El Guapo 19 August 2008 at 2:05 pm Permalink

    Oh no you didn’t!

  6. El Hefe 19 August 2008 at 2:24 pm Permalink

    The review did suck balls…

  7. Paco de Taco 19 August 2008 at 2:30 pm Permalink

    Yeah… big, hairy beaner balls, vato.

  8. El Pollo Loco 19 August 2008 at 3:04 pm Permalink

    ‘Sup with da review, essa? Mijo is right, you pinche hoto. Leave Lucas alone, homes.

  9. CanadiensFan 21 August 2008 at 10:48 pm Permalink

    What the heck did you think it was made with?

  10. Jemaleddin Cole 22 August 2008 at 7:36 am Permalink

    Ummmm… Tender loving care? What are you talking about?

  11. CanadiensFan 24 August 2008 at 7:05 am Permalink

    Sorry, it’s a Canadian thing, I guess… There used to be a Rice Krispies commercial where a dude holding a microphone went around asking folks what they thought Rice Krispies was made with. The answers were anything but rice. Hence, “What the heck did you think it was made with?” and so while I don’t know about everyone else, I adapted the phrase to mean, “Der!”

  12. Jemaleddin Cole 24 August 2008 at 7:33 am Permalink

    In that case: it’s made with the sweat of Satan, the flesh of the furies, and the bones of Bilbo Baggins. Basically, you just mix the ingredients, pour into a casserole dish and cover with your choice of bread crumbs or those little fried onion things – bake for an hour at 350. I like to serve it with kool-aid and a porno. Bon appetit!