August 18th, 2008 by Jemaleddin Cole

I didn’t really mind taking Jared to the bath­room during a fight scene.

12 Responses to “Mini-review: “Star Wars: The Clone Wars””

1. it’s such a shame that Lucas sold what was left of his soul. I’m sure he made a pretty penny for it, but still…. *shrug*

   — jerry August 19th, 2008 at 8:48 am #

2. I just like that there are now 3 sep­a­rate Clone Wars “products” BESIDES the movie, “Star Wars: Attack of the Clones”:

   • Star Wars: Clone Wars - an ani­mated tele­vi­sion series in the style of Samu­rai Jack by Genndy Tartakovsky
   • Star Wars: The Clone Wars - a computer-​animated movie that seems to serve only to intro­duce the char­ac­ters for:
   • Star Wars: The Clone Wars - a computer-​animated tele­vi­sion series

   The only moti­va­tion I can think of is that Lucas felt that geeks weren’t sound­ing geeky enough when they described their action fig­ures.

   — Jemaleddin Cole August 19th, 2008 at 9:28 am #

3. Amaz­ingly con­cise, yet very infor­ma­tive, review. Thanks!

   -Mike

   — SiddGames August 19th, 2008 at 11:46 am #

4. This review sucks balls.

   — El Guapo August 19th, 2008 at 12:38 pm #

5. Oh no you didn’t!

   — El Guapo August 19th, 2008 at 2:05 pm #

6. The review did suck balls…

   — El Hefe August 19th, 2008 at 2:24 pm #

7. Yeah… big, hairy beaner balls, vato.

   — Paco de Taco August 19th, 2008 at 2:30 pm #

8. ‘Sup with da review, essa? Mijo is right, you pinche hoto. Leave Lucas alone, homes.

   — El Pollo Loco August 19th, 2008 at 3:04 pm #

9. What the heck did you think it was made with?

   — CanadiensFan August 21st, 2008 at 10:48 pm #

10. Ummmm… Tender loving care? What are you talk­ing about?

    — Jemaleddin Cole August 22nd, 2008 at 7:36 am #

11. Sorry, it’s a Cana­dian thing, I guess… There used to be a Rice Krispies com­mer­cial where a dude hold­ing a micro­phone went around asking folks what they thought Rice Krispies was made with. The answers were any­thing but rice. Hence, “What the heck did you think it was made with?” and so while I don’t know about every­one else, I adapted the phrase to mean, “Der!”

    — CanadiensFan August 24th, 2008 at 7:05 am #

12. In that case: it’s made with the sweat of Satan, the flesh of the furies, and the bones of Bilbo Bag­gins. Basi­cally, you just mix the ingre­di­ents, pour into a casse­role dish and cover with your choice of bread crumbs or those little fried onion things - bake for an hour at 350. I like to serve it with kool-​aid and a porno. Bon appetit!

    — Jemaleddin Cole August 24th, 2008 at 7:33 am #

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