June 21st, 2008 by Jemaleddin Cole

I’d like to personally thank all of the stores in the world that stock men’s pants in odd sizes. That 2 inch range sucks if you’re right in the middle.Thankfully, there are a few stores that will sell me what I actually need.

The rest of you? Get with the program. I’m tired of pants that almost fit.

3 Responses to “A Brief Sartorial Message”

1. Join a circus, you freak! =P

   — jerry June 21st, 2008 at 6:56 pm #

2. You just have to eat a little more and exercise a little less. Then those baggy pants will fit perfectly.

   — skank June 21st, 2008 at 10:42 pm #

3. @jerry: No!

   @skank: Double no!

   I don’t think gaining enough weight to go up a half size will jeopardize things with the girl I’m seeing, but you never know. And I’m pretty sure that the travel demands of circus life would put a strain on things, so that’s right out.

   — Jemaleddin Cole June 22nd, 2008 at 8:18 am #

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