I’d like to personally thank all of the stores in the world that stock men’s pants in odd sizes. That 2 inch range sucks if you’re right in the middle.Thankfully, there are a few stores that will sell me what I actually need.
The rest of you? Get with the program. I’m tired of pants that almost fit.
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Join a circus, you freak! =P
You just have to eat a little more and exercise a little less. Then those baggy pants will fit perfectly.
@jerry: No!
@skank: Double no!
I don’t think gaining enough weight to go up a half size will jeopardize things with the girl I’m seeing, but you never know. And I’m pretty sure that the travel demands of circus life would put a strain on things, so that’s right out.