September 3rd, 2007 by Jemaleddin Cole

I’m get­ting a little ticked at Google. In the hopes of scrap­ing together some cash for some essen­tials, I’ve got a few ads on this site. And in order to increase the effec­tive­ness of Google’s ad tar­get­ing script, I placed little hidden com­ment tags to empha­size the parts of the site that have the con­tent. But half the pages on my site seem to be adver­tis­ing RSS feed read­ers or ancient Chi­nese dynas­ties. Seriously.

I know it’s just a stupid per­sonal site, Google, but help me out here! Give me the good ads! Tell me what to write about, and I’ll do it!

You want arti­cles about mesothe­lioma? I can do that. Real estate lawyers? I can do that. Pre­scrip­tion drugs at bar­gain base­ment prices? Done. Just say the word and this blog can be what­ever you want it to be!

But ancient Chi­nese dynas­ties? How are those people even buying ads?

3 Responses to “No Wonder I’m Not Making any Money”

1. Yo Jemal! I’m glad you sent me a notice on Linked In because I couldn’t find your site for the life of me and I never see you on gtalk any­more. I’ve got a forum about blog­ging (see above), you should come by and say hi!

   — sara September 4th, 2007 at 12:33 pm #

2. Oh, I’m no good at fol­low­ing forums. I never seem to be able to keep up with a con­ver­sa­tion like that.

   But it’s still great to hear from you, girl! I don’t buy your excuse for not find­ing me - there’s not that many Jemals in Google to search through! :)

   — Jemaleddin September 4th, 2007 at 1:10 pm #

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   — skank September 5th, 2007 at 7:51 am #