January 26th, 2006 by Jemaleddin Cole

You know what I just real­ized? The pres­i­dent isn’t taking away our civil lib­er­ties! He’s just hiding them until the war on terror is over so that the ter­ror­ists can’t get them.

What he needs to do is issue Civil Lib­erty Bonds: you give up your right to pri­vacy now, and in 30 years, you get gay marriage!

Or, you know, when­ever the war on terror is over. When will that be?

2 Responses to “Civil Liberty Bonds”

1. Hiding them? Like maybe in a lock­box with our Social Secu­rity money? :)

   — Susan November 20th, 2006 at 5:14 pm #

2. Exactly! Some­body get it!

   — Jemaleddin November 20th, 2006 at 5:55 pm #