October 26th, 2003 by Jemaleddin Cole

The Beeb reports that there is ‘no health benefit’ from prayer. This would explain a lot of things about my life:

1. Dri­ving a mini-​van instead of a sports car
2. No visits to mars
3. No flying car
4. Angelina mar­ried twice, but never to me
5. Still no job at ILM
6. My con­tin­ued lack of telekinesis

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