TangleBones

The Beeb reports that there is ‘no health benefit’ from prayer. This would explain a lot of things about my life:

1. Driving a mini-van instead of a sports car
2. No visits to mars
3. No flying car
4. Angelina married twice, but never to me
5. Still no job at ILM
6. My continued lack of telekinesis

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